Yeah, it’s a crime, but I gotta know what that pink shit is to be able to gauge the severity of the crime.
Like is it Pepto? I don’t think that particular shade of pink should be on food.
Edit: on second thought I’m not sure this is a PIZZA crime, cause that looks like pita, which means that the pink crap is likely some sort of slaw with beets and yogurt sauce, with some sort of meatball instead of doner. It looks like it’s a janky Swedish doner kebab wrap. I move to dismiss the case from the pizza courts, and move it to a more appropriate venue. The Turks would like a word, Sweden.
Edit 2: or falafel, duh. I was too stuck on “Swedes like meatballs, right?”
Edit 3: confirmed meatballs, venue uncertain, but the pizza courts hold no sovereignty here
DoubleFamous5751
Highly illegal. GUILTY

turquoise_amethyst
Ok, so this looks like: – meatballs – flatbread – beets/mayo
This is not a pizza, this is a sandwich or wrap.
PrincessofPlastic
i don’t think it’s pizza. it looks like pita with falafel and beet.
I_Roll_Chicago

Limp-Claim-3727
Not a crime at all. It’s not pizza, it’s köttbullemacka on a flatbread instead of standard toast. Know thy meatballs.
wizzard419
I do not see banana or tuna, therefore it could be more Swedish.
welding_guy_from_LI
Is that pepto Bismol ?
Twinkledp
I am honestly speechless.
The pink thing looks like (and most likely is) beetroot salad in mayo topped with the driest factory-made meatballs there are on some kind of flatbread or tortilla.
This is not pizza. I’m questioning whether it’s edible 😅
insane_social_worker
Nope. Guilty!
Gob_the_Gilder
(Posts what is clearly not pizza) “This pizza is so weird guys lol look at this weird pizza”
Somebodsydog
For a swedish pizza it’s missing banana.
chosenSith
ho appena vomitato
Ok_Expression_973
god this is a straight execution
TheAbsoluteBarnacle
Anything you have to eat off the pizza before picking up a slice is not a topping.
Pizzas are not plates for other snacks. By all means serve meatballs and pizza, but either put em on the side or slice them until they can be toppings
MysteriousReason3442
The real crime is seeing this and calling it pizza
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So uh.
Yeah, it’s a crime, but I gotta know what that pink shit is to be able to gauge the severity of the crime.
Like is it Pepto? I don’t think that particular shade of pink should be on food.
Edit: on second thought I’m not sure this is a PIZZA crime, cause that looks like pita, which means that the pink crap is likely some sort of slaw with beets and yogurt sauce, with some sort of meatball instead of doner. It looks like it’s a janky Swedish doner kebab wrap. I move to dismiss the case from the pizza courts, and move it to a more appropriate venue. The Turks would like a word, Sweden.
Edit 2: or falafel, duh. I was too stuck on “Swedes like meatballs, right?”
Edit 3: confirmed meatballs, venue uncertain, but the pizza courts hold no sovereignty here
Highly illegal. GUILTY

Ok, so this looks like:
– meatballs
– flatbread
– beets/mayo
This is not a pizza, this is a sandwich or wrap.
i don’t think it’s pizza. it looks like pita with falafel and beet.

Not a crime at all. It’s not pizza, it’s köttbullemacka on a flatbread instead of standard toast. Know thy meatballs.
I do not see banana or tuna, therefore it could be more Swedish.
Is that pepto Bismol ?
I am honestly speechless.
The pink thing looks like (and most likely is) beetroot salad in mayo topped with the driest factory-made meatballs there are on some kind of flatbread or tortilla.
This is not pizza. I’m questioning whether it’s edible 😅
Nope. Guilty!
(Posts what is clearly not pizza)
“This pizza is so weird guys lol look at this weird pizza”
For a swedish pizza it’s missing banana.
ho appena vomitato
god this is a straight execution
Anything you have to eat off the pizza before picking up a slice is not a topping.
Pizzas are not plates for other snacks. By all means serve meatballs and pizza, but either put em on the side or slice them until they can be toppings
The real crime is seeing this and calling it pizza
whats the pink stuff
https://preview.redd.it/znc42lr2ou5g1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bdd9c5638ba3b54a2d2bbfc8a6ead6261ee03f9
Pepto Bismol is Swedish??
It’s weird and exciting I’m intrigued
Beets are the only *normal* veggie I hate. I’d have to be beaten up, tied down and force-fed that.
Are those Swedish meatballs on a crust with pink icing? ☹️
Is that chewed up bubble gum